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Birds Aren't Real

If this is you, don't worry. This was once all of us.

Birds aren't real. There is simply too much evidence to the contrary. Think about what you know about birds. What you really know.

Evidence

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If this is a bird, then why does it need an antenna? I thought they used their "beaks" to communicate by "tweeting".

The evidence is all around you, if you'd just take a moment to stop and see it.

If they can fly, why would they need to be waterproof? Why would they land in the water? Think about it. They have to charge somewhere. The cables are underwater.

Testimonies

"I'm tall, I'm like 6'3". I've been up there, and I haven't seen a single real bird that wasn't obviously a government drone"

- local tall-ish man, sam wheating

Conclusion

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